Ghettofaerie

Ashley

• I'm 22 years old as of August.
• My eyes change color with my mood.
• I collect things to do with:
  • Unicorns
  • Angels
  • Faeries
  • Dragons
  • Oh yeah…and candles. Lots of candles.
• My old car was named the Ghettomobile.
  • It now has a hole where the radio should be.
  • The bad strutts and shocks that make it look like it's got hydraulics
  • It once had spinners
  • Plastic spinners with flames
  • They got stolen by some black guy in a bad neighborhood
  • His getaway vehicle…was a motorized scooter.
  • That was not a joke.
• My hair is curly from a high fever when I was little. The fever altered my hair follicles to produce an excess of the same chemical that is synthetically added to hair in a perm.
• Don't be mean to me…I can still kick over my head and I may be sweet, but I still have a temper.
• Last but not least…Like any kitten, I may be sweet and all at times, but even the cutest kitten has CLAWS