California (OOC)s, 'I can't believe you recommended this to me.'

California (OOC)s, 'You treacherous whore.'

Felix (OOC)s, 'It cannot possibly be that bad.'

California (OOC)s, 'Always tricking me at every turn.'

You (OOC), 'Without trying. Fuck, I rock.'

Felix (OOC)s, '…yet you keep coming back for more.'

California (OOC)s, 'Of course.'

California (OOC)s, 'She's like a vending machine where you give bits of your soul and dignity up in exchange for mystery products and advice.'

California (OOC)s, 'And even though it all sucks, you keep coming back because it's so good to put the coins in her slot.'

California (OOC)s, 'That was my tribute to Skyborn.'

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